The current state of Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli is:

Ordered to jail.
In Jail.
Not In Jail

Ordered for psychiatric evaluation. Ref. Photo:



Not that they didn't try to warn us, but Shkreli learned why one doesn't fuck with Wu-Tang Clan.

update 12-01-2017: Now ordered to sell assets including the unreleased Wu-Tang record, an Enigma machine, and more.

Update 12-27-2017: Martin Shkreli's attorney was just convicted of fraud for his part in the crime Shkreli is in jail for

Update 2-26-2018: Martin Shkreli is held personally liable for $10.4MM in losses

Update 3-05-2018: Martin Shkreli is ordered to relinquish $7mm worth of assets to the government, including the Wu-Tang album.

Update 3-09-2018: Martin Shkreli is sentenced to seven years in prison for lying to investors. He looks almost sad. But not because he fucked up, because he doesn't understand why he's going to prison. Oh well, too bad.

Bonus Update 3-09-2018: Martin Shkreli's attorney often would like to punch Shkreli in the face. I wish I could say society at large wouldn't love to see that happen.

Update 4-1-2019: Martin Shkreli is in solitary confinement after being caught with a contraband cellphone trying to run his business from inside prison.

Update 4-6-2020: Martin Shkreli heroically yet humbly offers to leave prison so he can coordinate response to the COVID-19 outbreak, being that he is "one of the few executives experienced in ALL aspects of drug development from molecule creation and hypothesis generation" - and on to monetization...

Update 12-20-2020: Martin Shkreli has secret mind powers which drives woman to destroy her life and run away for him.

Update 12-21-2020: Not even a day later, an interview with the reporter-turned-lover.

And just like that she's back on the market. What a dunce.

The US DOJ sells Once Upon a Time in Shaolin, finally.

Update 1-14-2022: Martin Shkreli is banned from working in the pharmaceutical industry for life and ordered to pay $65MM in damages.

Update 5-18-2022: Martin Shkreli released early to a halfway house. Now that he's out of federal prison, he can start saving to buy pharma-bro.com. Happy days.

Update 8-14-2022: Martin Shkreli bails out of his crypto-scam startup with a "soft" rug-pull. This is unethical enough that it has angered /cryptobros/. Let that sink in.

Update 6-11-2024: Martin Shkreli sued for $4MM for copying the stupid Wu Tang album. What a maroon. When will he learn that Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin To Fuck With?

Update 8-7-2024: Martin Shkreli "innovates" a shitcoin with Barron Trump and then facilitates the rug pull of millions of dollars from a bunch of toothless fucking rubes who deserve it.



This site only exists because of Martin Shkreli's tactic of registering a domain in the name of a reporter who was "hassling" him and then using that as leverage in a blackmail attempt to get them to drop stories. He's a dispicable human being, and in the spirit of turnabout being fair play, I would gladly accept...$3MM, after tax, to transfer this domain to Shkreli or his legally appointed surrogate.